And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos