Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

Oh.My.God.

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(905): View more from Toronto

it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors

(1-905): View more from Toronto

american apparel?

(905): View more from Toronto

try lime green

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(817): View more from Texas

just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

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(904): View more from Florida

Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.

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