Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed