Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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