Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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