i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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