youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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