I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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