Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
