We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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