I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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