Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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