He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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