They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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