East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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