the condom got lost in my hair
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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