just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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