Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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