i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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