we're blogging at a bar
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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