Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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