how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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