Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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