I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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