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1:57 a.m. Where did you go???

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1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?

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2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?

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(586): 1:57 a.m. Where did you go??? (586): 1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding? (586): 2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in? http://tfl.nu/vrje

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(216): View more from Ohio

Whats the glycemic index on semen?

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(216): Whats the glycemic index on semen? http://tfl.nu/dx5r

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(443): View more from Maryland

Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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(443): Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach? http://tfl.nu/arsp

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(949): View more from California

im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume

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(949): im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume http://tfl.nu/ixw0

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(217): View more from Illinois

I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.

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(217): I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it. http://tfl.nu/a4xo

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b

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(860): Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b http://tfl.nu/niwv

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(562): View more from California

I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.

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(562): I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy. http://tfl.nu/l30m

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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl

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(610): she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl http://tfl.nu/lpki

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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.

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(612): She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity. http://tfl.nu/b3pk

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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.

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(415): I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy. http://tfl.nu/udyo

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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye

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(307): I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye http://tfl.nu/lqr2

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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.

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(617): ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles. http://tfl.nu/rw8b

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(607): View more from New York

I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.

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(607): I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs. http://tfl.nu/ntwi

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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face

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(605): She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face http://tfl.nu/wqsk

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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.

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(716): I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year. http://tfl.nu/v14k

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