guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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