do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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