New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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