I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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