My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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