But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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