The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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