just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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