Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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