Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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