So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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