Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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