Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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