She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Such a big mess for such a small penis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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