I must be too annoying 4 u.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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