is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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