SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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