Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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