hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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