How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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