BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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