sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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