wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there was a trapeze. enough said
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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