people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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