so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I love you.
Bad choice
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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