Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So much Jack, so little girl.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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