Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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