I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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