it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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go home
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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