She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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