Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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