I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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