No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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