Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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